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Giveaway: Real Vampires Hate Skinny Jeans by Gerry Bartlett

To celebrate national bestselling author Gerry Barlett’s newest installment in the Real Vampires series, REAL VAMPIRES HATE SKINNY JEANS, Penguin/Berkley is sponsoring two copies for giveaway.  As always, details are listed at the end of the post.  Make sure you follow the rules to be entered into the contest!

Author Bio:

Gerry Bartlett figures that vampires are pretty much like everyone else except for the liquid diet.

Eternity or Mexican food? Tough call.

Then there’s the whole problem with sunlight. When would she treasure hunt for her own antiques business on the historic Strand in Galveston ?

Gerry’s a native Texan and lives halfway between Houston and Galveston with her own wonder dog, a Bedlington Terrier named Belle.

When she started writing, she was still teaching and used the pseudonym Lynn McKay. You can probably still find her historical for a penny on-line. Now that she’s no longer in the classroom, she has come out of the closet and uses her real name, much to her mother’s delight and sometimes embarrassment. Author’s note: Sorry, Mom, but, yes, I do have to write “those scenes.”

You can check out Gerry’s website or follow Glory St. Clair’s blog at Myspace. Gerry’s birthday is November 21. No, she won’t tell the year, but, as a Scorpio, not only does she write “those scenes”, but she really enjoys writing them.

You can visit Gerry around the web here: Website | Blog | Twitter | Facebook

Want to read more from Gerry Barlett?

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This giveaway is provided by Penguin/Berkley

Two winners will each receive a copy of Real Vampires Hate Skinny Jeans by Gerry Barlett

Available on April 3, 2012 from Penguin/Berkley

About the Book:

Someone is eating for two… 

Full-figured vampire Glory St. Clair thinks things are finally going her way. She’s no longer possessed by a demon, the legions of hell aren’t on her tail, and her love life is heating up since she managed to reconnect with her maker-and longtime lover-Jeremy Blade.

When a pregnant demon shows up on her doorstep, Glory knows that everything is about to go to hell. Alesa is claiming that the baby she’s carrying is Rafe’s, conceived while she was inhabiting Glory’s body. A clever trap? Or could it be true?
Booties and bibs are the last thing on Glory’s mind when she discovers dark secrets from her own forgotten past. Who is she? What is she? And how will the men in her life deal with the fact that she may be more powerful than she knew? One thing is certain. Glory has way more to worry about than fitting into her favorite pair of jeans…

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10 Responses to “Giveaway: Real Vampires Hate Skinny Jeans by Gerry Bartlett

  1. Julie S.No Gravatar

    I would probably get over it after a few decades of being young. Gotta get used to your body sometime.

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  2. Molly FrenzelNo Gravatar

    It’s funny, I’ve often thought about that very issue, god knows why. I think it would bother me for the rest of my undead life!

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  3. DeAnna SchultzNo Gravatar

    For a while it would really bother me. Though if your going to live forever you’ll have to get over it sometime right? I’d hope. Eternity is along time to loathe your body.
    Thank you for the chance to win!! :D

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  4. RebeNo Gravatar

    Yikes. Hmmm, I think I probably would be bummed, but after awhile maybe I’d realize that what I thought were extra pounds were actually exactly what I was supposed to be. At least I hope that’s what would happen!

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  5. Barbara ElnessNo Gravatar

    I’d definitely be bummed if I was frozen at an unflattering weight and size. I’d hate to be unhappy with my body and have to live with it forever without being able to change it for the better. That’s why I’ve been working at losing my extra weight, you never know when something like becoming a vampire will come up. :D

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  6. Viki S.No Gravatar

    Since I’m a fitness junkie and workout everyday so that I can eat whatever I want – YES – I’d be very bummed if I had some weight to drop and was turned before I lost it.

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  7. Amanda S.No Gravatar

    Hell yes I would be upset not that I hate my weight I WOULD love to tone it up before being stuck like this forever. So I always have felt Glory’s pain even more so since she was surfing the crimson wave too ouch!

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  8. bn100No Gravatar

    Probably a little

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  9. KausarNo Gravatar

    I like my wieght. I have allways been skinny, now I have curves. So I wouldn’t mind!!

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  10. Jennifer BielmanNo Gravatar

    I would literally cry for all eternity.

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