Drusilla Tallow and Falcon Cherrywood are here for another hilarious installment of The Mating Game. Drusilla and Falcon share their story in How to Seduce an Angel in 10 Days by Saranna DeWylde. How to Seduce an Angel in 10 Days is the third novel in the 10 Days series and it will be released on February 26, 2013.
DFT: What did you think when you first laid eyes on your mate?
Drusilla: Well, I was still a witchling when we met. His sister is my best friend.
Falcon: I thought she and Middy were going to raise more hell than the Trifecta of Doom combined.
DFT: Describe your mate in three words.
Drusilla: I’m going to let Falcon have this one all to himself.
Falcon: I only need one. Perfect. (She’ll hex me if I say anything else.)
DFT: What is the most unique place you have ever made woopie together?
Drusilla: Hex you? Hmm. Speaking of unique places to make woopie, how about at your sister’s wedding. Where you passed out between my thighs?
DFT: What would you do if you caught someone hitting on your mate?
Falcon: Laugh and wait for the fireworks.
DFT: Describe how your mate smells to you.
Drusilla: Easy. Cotton candy. It’s the pink Cupid wings. Makes him taste that way, too. *wink*
DFT: If you could have your mate dress in anything you want, and we do mean ANYTHING, what would choose?
Falcon: That’s easy. Nothing.
DFT: Toliet paper, under or over?
Drusilla: We have cleaning gnomes and magick. I don’t worry about doing dishes, laundry, or toilet paper.
DFT: Leather or lace?
Drusilla: Leather. Doesn’t he look good in the red leather pants? Have to keep Cupid edgy and relevant, after all.
DFT: What is your idea of a romantic date?
Drusilla: Horror movies. I love playing I’m Scared Game and curling up into him, the adrenaline from being scared…
Falcon: Yeah, I like that one, too.
DFT: What is the most embarrassing thing you’ve done in front of your mate?
Drusilla: Oh Merlin. You would ask me this. The most embarrassing thing I think that he hasn’t inflicted on me himself was when Aunt Flo came to visit while we were making out. I ran to the bathroom and I had to ask him to look in my dresser for a pair of knickers since I didn’t have any on.
DFT: What was the first thing that attracted you about your mate?
Falcon: Why do I always get the hard questions? Any answer here is wrong. If I say it’s her bubbly personality, no one would believe me. If I say it’s her rack, I’m a douchebag. I can’t win here.
DFT: What’s the worst gift you’ve given to your mate? Best?
Falcon: Aha! An easy one. The best gift she’s given me is forever.
Drusilla: The question was the best gift you’ve given.
Falcon: Same answer.
Drusilla: And I can’t argue with that, because it’s true.
Falcon: We’re so gross.
DFT: Apart from the obvious, which three parts of your mate’s body are your personal favorites and why?
Drusilla: His wings are my favorite because they sum him up perfectly. They can be soft when I touch them, and he really likes it when I touch them, but they can be sharp like armor too. All the things Falcon is. He’s a strong, sensual, but he can be sweet too. Did I mention they smell like cotton candy?
Falcon: You said besides the obvious. That’s all I’ve got.
DFT: Name the most annoying thing your mate does?
Drusilla: Getting him to admit he’s wrong is like changing one of the laws of physics.
Falcon: Pot and the kettle, my dear.
DFT: Foreplay or roleplay?
Falcon: You know, I’ll do just about anything she can come up with. If it revs her broomstick, I’m game.
Drusilla: I do enjoy that about him.
DFT: Underwear – yes or no.
Falcon: Let’s not be hasty. You’ve got a couple little lace numbers—
Drusilla: That will last me until the end of time because I only wear them for five minutes until you rip them off of me.
Falcon: Isn’t that what they’re for?
DFT: What is the best decision you have ever made?
Drusilla: Saying yes when he asked me to marry him.
DFT: Between the sheets or on top?
Falcon: Depends on if the gnomes have made the bed or not.
DFT: My mate tastes like _______.
Drusilla: Have I mentioned the cotton candy?
DFT: The sexiest noise my mate makes is ___________.
Falcon: Screaming my name.
DFT: My mate’s sexiest article of clothing is _______.
Drusilla: The thigh holsters for his love guns. Hey, stop laughing. He doesn’t do the bow and arrow schtick, he has guns. That are use for… Fine. I give up.
DFT: The hottest thing my mate has ever said to me is ________.
Drusilla: “I’m okay.” I know, that’s weird. You just have to read our book to find out why.
DFT: Porn movies or magazines?
Falcon: Warlock pornography is different than mortal pornography. We’ve got 3D live action. But we’ve both had our share of pretty much everything flesh or fantasy have to offer.
DFT: Hot Summer days or cold Winter nights?
Falcon: Winter. You do not want to know how my work uniform chafes in the summer.
DFT: The quickest way to turn my mate on is by ________.
Falcon: *nods in agreement*
DFT: What song would you put on to get your mate in the mood?
Falcon: We’re not really music people. That’s more Ethelred’s thing.
DFT: Would your mate rather have chocolates or flowers for Valentine’s Day?
Falcon: We both have to work on Valentine’s Day. In fact, you could say that’s our seasonal rush. I’m sure she’d rather have a foot massage and a nap.
Drusilla: You know me well.
DFT: What was the most inappropriate gift you have ever received for Valentine’ Day? Who gave it to you?
Drusilla: Falcon gave me a copy of our book. I thought that was just tacky.
Falcon: I thought it was sweet, I mean, she got to see everything I went through, how I suffered for her. Tell me that’s not true love?
Saranna DeWylde has always been fascinated by things better left in the dark. She wrote her first story after watching The Exorcist at a slumber party. Since then, she’s published horror, romance and narrative nonfiction. Like all writers, Saranna has held a variety of jobs from an operations supervisor for an airline, to an assistant for a call girl, to a corrections officer. But like Hemingway said, “Once writing has become your major vice and greatest pleasure, only death can stop it.” So she traded in her cuffs for a full-time keyboard. Saranna is a member of RWA and lives in Kansas halfway between prisonville and one of the most haunted towns in the US.
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Available February 26, 2013 from Kensington Brava
About this Book:
Drusilla “Tally” Tallow does. Both fallen and otherwise because she’s got ten days of Heavenly and Infernal Parole after knocking Falcon Cherrywood from his broom. All she wanted was to settle down with a nice warlock, have babies, and grow old together. But she’s got a bad habit of falling for the wrong warlock. She blames Cupid. Too bad her Heavenly Parole Officer is none other than the heart bandit himself—the newly appointed Cupid and current fixture in all her fantasies, Falcon Cherrywood.
After smiting Cupid with a fireball, Falcon Cherrywood must now play the Diapered Archer. He can’t think of anything more humiliating than flying around in pink wings shooting arrows into hopeless fools. Archery was never his strong suit and Falcon doesn’t even believe in love. But more troubling are the feelings his sinfully irresistible parolee sets off in him—for only Tally has the power to make him believe in things better left to fairy tales, like Happily Ever After.
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